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“I Never Should Have Taken That Internship With Fred Garvin”

Wackjob of the Week goes to Ted Haggard, the latest “Gotcha!” victim. Unless you’ve been trapped under a gas truck for the last week, Ted is a leading evangelical who was exposed for frequenting a male prostitute and buying methamphetamine. I’m not quite sure which I find more interesting - (1) imagining the genesis of his “lifelong” sexual problem, or (2) his contention that he bought meth but “threw it away”. Yeah, right.


“Let’s make this quick; Ted’s gonna be back soon with additional supplies of pulleys, trusses, and smack.”

If you don’t know who Fred Garvin is, do some research

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