“I Never Should Have Taken That Internship With Fred Garvin”
Wackjob of the Week goes to Ted Haggard, the latest “Gotcha!” victim. Unless you’ve been trapped under a gas truck for the last week, Ted is a leading evangelical who was exposed for frequenting a male prostitute and buying methamphetamine. I’m not quite sure which I find more interesting - (1) imagining the genesis of his “lifelong” sexual problem, or (2) his contention that he bought meth but “threw it away”. Yeah, right.
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