If It Can Watch a Chick Flick and Do That… I’ll Take Two
From msnbc.com:
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Scientists Build World’s First Artificial Stomach
High-tech box simulates human digestion — it even vomits
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I like this idea. Imagine yourself strolling into a party, ready to kick some ass… but you’ve got a big meeting tomorrow morning and you can’t drink as much as you’d like.
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Some punk challenges you to a Jaeger-chugging contest… and you whip this baby out. You start dumping shots into it, looking like a member of an old-time fire brigade.
After your adversary is passed out on the lawn, you drag this baby into the middle of the party and hit the “eject” button. All of sudden it looks like Pyongyang celebrating the Year of the Dragon. Men running for cover… women weeping… children clapping with delight… gypsys selling umbrellas.
If there’s some way to mount it on a Segway, I’m in. Here’s the full story.
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