Hey Rev - I Know It’s New Year’s, But Take It Easy On the Black-Eyed Peas!
 |
Since it’s New Year’s Eve and everybody’s celebrating and otherwise whooping it up, I’ve decided to nominate the Honorable Reverend Robert Tilton as RFS’ official noisemaker.
This video is an oldie but a goodie, and it also serves as a litmus test for RFS readers.
In other words, if you do not find this amusing, you:
a) are unconscious, or
b) have a sense of humor that has developed beyond that of a 12 year old boy.
In either case, you should not be reading RFS.
Anyhoo, here’s the clip (***WARNING*** - there’s no profanity or nudity, but make sure the volume is adjusted if you’re in sensitive surroundings).
The facial expression and maniacal laugh at :30 is my favorite. Make sure you watch that one twice:
The editing/timing on that was just out-dad-gum-standing. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t have a whole lot of patience with televangelists bilking bedridden, desperate, or otherwise downtrodden people out of their money.
Bottom line - if you can watch that (especially after a couple of liquid refreshments) without chuckling, giggling, laughing, or shedding tears… this is all I have to say to you:
—————————————————————————
RFS Reader, you’re nothing to me now. You’re not a brother, you’re not a reader, you’re not a friend. I don’t want to know you or what you do. I don’t want to see you in the Comments section, I don’t want you near my domain name. When you look at Derrich.com, I want to know a day in advance, so I won’t be there. You understand?
 |
I know it was you, RFS Reader. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
——————————————————————————
Much to your relief, I will refrain from kissing RFS traitors on the mouth unless you send me a picture and a recent blood test. All applicants must pass the following:
RFS Hepatitis Test (negative)
RFS Uterus Test (positive)
RFS Chromosome Test (46’s only).
Okay, maybe there’s some wiggle room on the first and the third. But don’t test me. Especially on the third one - I don’t want 4-H coming after my arse (again).
Back to the topic at hand - there’s plenty of these videos on YouTube, so I’ll only post one more. Make sure to notice him speaking in tongues at 1:48:
So… I think I can sum it up best by paraphrasing a well-known Christmas carol:
RFS wishes you a Merry Christmas
RFS wishes you a Merry Christmas
RFS wishes you a Merry Christmas
And a
POO-BA-BA-KAN-DA!!!!
Onward and Upward,
RFS
PS - Drive safe and remember… it’s Amateur Night.
Popularity: 14% [?]
January 1st, 2007 at 10:56 am
The GFII reference never ceases to give me chills. I defy anyone to watch the Godfather, then watch Godfather II, then wait for the “I know it was you Fredo” scene and not say they’ve just witnessed some of the most powerful acting over the past 4-5 hours, some of the most gripping drama you could possibly imagine on the big screen. Both movies should be shown in acting/directing/screenwriting 101 each and every year. Thanks for making the effort, as always. This site is a must read for some of us. At least two or three of us. America will catch up in time. And the world shall follow. And ye shall bathe in treasure (i.e. Treasure Bath!) with the likes of the 2018 version of Jessica Simpson and Kate Beckinsale. I just hope Twiggy is involved. And maybe Erin Gray (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/ErinGray81.jpg. Okay, decent chance I should have put that last vodka drink down.
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:52 pm
I would like to say thank you to RFS for making me laugh out loud, and have tears in my eyes from this post…all at work. YEOWZA!!!!!!!! That is some of the funniest youtube stuff I’ve seen.
January 3rd, 2007 at 9:03 am
*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP*CLAP* “DAT BOY GOOD!!!”
January 16th, 2007 at 9:17 pm
[…] #2 - Darryl Dawkins - First of all, I should say that I’m tempted to disown/”Fredo” anyone that disagrees with me on this one. But I’ll make my case: […]